ghosts are good company

today i went to the emergency room! i had chest pain, which started last night, and it got worse so i called my mom and she said “ambulance!” and i said “taxi!” (i’ve been liking taxis lately), and so my friend amanda and my love cubbie and i all trooped down to the emergency room, where there was one person in the waiting room and we were escorted right in, and the ekg and the chest x-ray said “um, nothing!” and so they gave me a prescription for gigantic ibuprofen, which cost, seventy cents, and now i’m home and i still hurt. but i… didn’t have a heart attack! awesome.